“what will your kids think of that tattoo?”
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents didi’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
(via oknope)
(via c-teardrops)
my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like
“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’
Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”
I fucking hate when I like a guy, and someone says that to me. How rude can you be? I don’t care if he isn’t the “cutest” boy ever, he doesn’t have to be. The fact that you don’t even know him, and you still said that. Fuck you. I like him for him. You might not think he’s cute, but you don’t see him the way I do. I think he’s perfect the way he is.
OH MY GOD THIS IS ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH PEOPLE JUDGING WHO I LIKE, LEGIT WHY DO YOU CARE????
(via radical-illusion)